This is not your typical art teacher blog. This is a humor blog.
You will not find cool lesson plans or pictures of student art work here. There are many other (better) blogs out there where you can find that sort of thing. Here you will be given a glimpse into the everyday life of an elementary art teacher.
This blog is not safe for children.
Hey. Hey, you! Yeah, you...
What color are my pants?
Co-worker: A beautiful chocolate brown.
Hmmm...
6th grade student: Brown-ish, purple-ish.
Okay...
Other 6th grade student: Brown.
Uh-huh...
Mr. ATHG: What're you asking me for? I'm color blind.
Whoops! And here I thought they were dark grey when I bought them. I sure hope no one saw my socks.
Awesome. I recently bought a lovely new pair of (what I thought were) dark gray/possibly navy(?) slacks. Whatever color they were seemed fairly neutral, so I didn't bother to look at them that closely until the first day I wore them to school with my uniform shirt (red for that day). Thanks to the observations of a coworker, I realized that my lovely new neutral slacks were, indeed, a lovely dark plum. Purple. With my bright red shirt. Just one more day when being the art teacher is a win. Who else could get away with pretending that was on purpose?
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