Saturday, September 14, 2013

A Parody. If you will.

FirstGraders. FirstGrade-ers. Calm-challenged carriers of chaos. Innocent, distract-ed, clamorous hellions. Un-learn... ing. Un-work... ing. Un-able... ed? "I need that back," he howled into her right ear like a garbageman going to a trashcan that has no garbage... except the rubbish of his art. I am foiled. It's really hard. This parody... sucks.

2 comments:

  1. VVednes DaySeptember 15, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    Hahahaha! This parody doesn't suck at all. As soon as I read "FirstGrad-ers" I knew exactly where it was from. Too funny!

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  2. See Julie RunNovember 23, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    Just yesterday I found myself wondering if anyone would know what I meant if I posted "Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis!" LOVE it!

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